Firefly facts: a better way to impress friends.
Who doesn’t love fireflies?
Except Mean Matthew who, when we were kids, would squish the glow-in-the-dark goo out of them and wipe it on his neck to show off.
(Don’t try that at home, kids. This was before real glow-in-the-dark jewelry was sold, and, frankly, Matthew’s probably serving time now.)
Hey Matthew, here’s a better way to impress your mates this holiday weekend.
